"if you see a monster, just stomp on it's toe and get blood.  cause you have sharp toes"

"its fun to pee in the grass"

sees daddy without his shirt on "woooo your sexty"

"When i get bigger i'm going to cook your coffee and shoot deer"

"Mom i didn't spit, i just tooted in my mouth"

"When daddy caught that racoon in the cage, he bammed it off"
(daddy shot the coon)

"If you drink chocolate milk it will make you black like Tee.....it's ok though"

"Hey mom smell my armpit, it smells like water"

"We All Know"

"We All Know" that kids say funny things........well.....i think my girl can top the charts!  I have said for a while now that i should be writing these things down - so here is my attempt!

Allee was born 6/1/08 and from day 1 she has continued to crack us up!  I'm sure her little brother Tristan born 1/9/11 will continue in her footsteps as he is already funny as a monkey :)

So from here on out I will just continue to post funny little sayings that come from the funny little mouths of my funny kids!

<3 HUGS <3