"if you see a monster, just stomp on it's toe and get blood.  cause you have sharp toes"

"its fun to pee in the grass"

sees daddy without his shirt on "woooo your sexty"

"When i get bigger i'm going to cook your coffee and shoot deer"

"Mom i didn't spit, i just tooted in my mouth"

"When daddy caught that racoon in the cage, he bammed it off"
(daddy shot the coon)

"If you drink chocolate milk it will make you black like Tee.....it's ok though"